Cut out their tongue

19 February 2020

Because they know how hard the long flight is, when birds migrate to warmer climates, the bigger birds show great love by carrying smaller ones on their wings as they make the journey. But they’re often decried by some chickens, whose eyes are inflamed from the muck they scrabble around in every day and so they can’t see clearly the others that are struggling. Since they find it difficult to zip their lips they’d be better off taking a pair of scissors to their tongue, so that they don’t suffer in the hereafter.